brbkendall:

I wouldn’t call it fat.. because it isn’t really fat that is making you big, it’s a beautiful little baby! Aw, not a problem!

Potato Potatoe same thing.

brbkendall:

 

You aren’t fat, you are pretty gorgeous if I have to say. Do you want some food? I’m pretty good I guess.

I’m 7 months pregnant. I’m pretty damn fat. I think I’m going out o dinner with my boyfriend. Thank you though. 

jsykmason:

 

Hmm… You look amazing today? — Wait, no. You look amazing everyday.

[Laughing, she shook her head.] You’re trying too hard.

brbkendall:

 

Well, nevermind her, how are you?

Fat, hungry, and tired. You?

jsykmason:

Whenever I put my hand on your stomach she stops.

Here… [taking his hands and moving them to the side of her stomach the baby’s feet are on, she holds her hands over his] now say something sweet..

jsykmason:

 

Wait, wait! I wanna feel!

Then feel!

brbkendall:

Hi Haylie, I’m Kendall. Your sister seems pretty cool then I suppose!

She’s alright.

jsykmason:

 

Aw, stop it. The literally warms my heart as gay as that sounds.

And there she goes kicking again..

jsykmason:

She’s starving maybe.

No.. I think she’s reacting…. every time you get sweet, my heart rate picks up and she kicks…. she loves you almost as much as I do.

brbkendall:

Today, I ran into something. Being the polite person I am, I begin to apologize profusely. When I looked up, I realized I was talking to a drawer. So, there’s that.

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Sounds like my sister Ally. Hi, I’m Haylie.